"________________ (band name) are back with ______________ (album name), their _____ th release and first since a) 2002 b) 2003 c) 2006 (pick one), which has them poised to re-claim their throne as the a) darlings of UK post-punk b) premier over-40 U.S. punk band (pick one). Very few bands can sound just like a) the Wipers b) Joy Division c) Orange Juice (pick one) and pull it off with such a) giddy b) sweaty c) fuzzy d) punkish (pick one) excitement these days, making ____________ (album name) their a) defiant statement of purpose b) triumphant return to form c) most mature effort to date (pick one), one that is bound to please their many legions of fans, both new and old. Leading off with _____________ (song name) all the way through _____________ (song name), ______________ (band name) have captured all the ___________ (generic description) inherent in ______________ (made-up genre name) and have made it their own. Throughout _______________ (album name), _____________ (band name) prove that they haven't lost a single step, and in fact are a) getting even better b) finding new ways to reinvent themselves c) exploring new sonic territories d) adding fresh ingredients to their musical stew (pick one), an accomplishment that will give anyone who a) buys this record b) hears this record c) vaguely remembers a single thing about this band (pick one) something to cheer about. And cheer you will, because it's that good."
